The
purchase of tickets on a ship to Tsingtao required a visit to the docks. To
make our trip a little more interesting, we were confronted with torrential
downpours caused by Typhoon Ed that hit shore as a tropical storm just north of
Shanghai. In 30 plus degree weather,
cold was not an issue however, with rain streaming down our faces and limited
visibility, it did make finding the ticket office a bit more interesting. No line-ups greeted us like every purchase
we’d made for transportation in China.
This should have been a warning.
Interactions with Chinese clerks were always challenging because we knew
almost no Chinese and they knew no English.
This particular purchase proved even more challenging because we first
had to grab the attention of a woman who didn’t want to serve us in the first
place. Two gweilos interrupted her
otherwise peaceful afternoon so she ignored our pleas until they reached the
level of irritation that defied ignorance.
A few days
after the purchase of our outbound ship across the South China Sea, Mr. Ye
approached Nicola, Marilyn and I with an invitation to participate in a
television commercial for the state television.
After the shock of discovering that commercials actually existed in a
communist state, we gracefully accepted.
Mr. Ye told us to dress in our best clothes so I discarded my shorts and
tried on a pair of pleated, blue cotton pants that the University of British
Columbia wrote was expected in a country where shorts were considered
unacceptable. Too bad, the Chinese
hadn’t received the same memo. We were
also told to bring our own toilet paper which led Myrna, one of the older
ladies in the course, to ask Nicola to be her roommate. She feared she’d be forced to bunk with
Lorna, another woman her age, who had failed to bring her own. Ironically, when Nicola invited both women to
our wedding in a remote and freezing Tumbler Ridge, they came together. You just can’t fight providence.
I had lost
so much weight from the heat and eating a fat free Chinese diet, that my
special pants barely hung on my waist and looked ridiculous. Both Marilyn and Nicola wore loose fitting,
cotton dresses that were ideal for the climate.
Before going to the location, we detoured to a local beauty
parlour. Nicola’s hair was already short
so little could be done with it while Marilyn received an unwanted and unneeded
haircut in a style she never imagined for herself. To make matters worse, her middle-aged hair
dresser announced that trying to make a nice haircut with her hair was like
trying to make a beautiful dress out of a cheap piece of cloth. I received no such scolding by the feminine
young man who blew dry my hair to the same bouffant perfection as his and many
of the hair of other, young, stylish men of Shanghai. Once finished, it stood about three inches
above my hair with the same helmet like appearance as John Travolta’s in
“Saturday Night Fever.”
Filming
took place in the bar of the New World Shanghai Hotel, the latest and
greatest of Western hotels in Shanghai back in 1984, at least from the Chinese
point of view. The main filming took
place in the bar where, just to the side, a long curving staircase led from the
main floor to the restaurant just above.
Windows extended the full two stories providing enough light that the
obviously inexperienced director felt no need for fills or reflectors. Upon our arrival, one glance at us, or more
specific me, and he’d decided that we just weren’t “it.” So, instead, I presume he went looking and
sure enough, he found “it” in a young couple dining in the restaurant just
above our heads on the second floor.
They were both wearing shorts, the girl’s being considerably shorter than
the guys. They were both attractive but
really, what the fuck? I kept thinking.
You dress me up like a buffoon and then abandon whatever idea one of
your flunkies imagined as the ideal young Western man only to prefer what I
would have worn normally if you’d asked.
While the tourists danced to the piece of junk boom box the Chinese were
attempting to advertise, Nicola and I were relegated to a table by a pillar
supporting the staircase while Marilyn balanced the image of white folks lovin’
the beats by sitting at another table by the windows on the other side of the
room.
We received
a plastic wallet and key chain from the same manufacturer, something like Shanghai
#2
Radio Factory. However, the real compensation
for putting up with all that nonsense was lunch with Mr. Ye. We’d both felt a connection to the man and
I’m not sure if it was because we were looking for something from him or vice
versa. Nicola and I both had very
empathetic fathers who leaned toward the left on the political spectrum. we grew up in families where money was valued
however not worshipped. Occupational
ambition had not been encouraged for either of us. We were encouraged to love learning and to be
good to people. Both our fathers were
promoted to become school principals by default. Their superiors recognized their leadership
capacities and encouraged them to apply for principalships. They didn’t have to sell themselves. Both
spoke out when they believed that others were being wronged. And both were maligned by their superintendents
toward the end of their careers.
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| Me (with the hait), Nicola, and Mr. Ye |
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| Final Dinner |
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| Chinese showing their pipes. |


